she smelled like a LAN party
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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