He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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