Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
