he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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