Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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