Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
