You're earring is so big in my mouth
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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