Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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