Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Randomize
