piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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