so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
