did you get engaged???
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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