I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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