This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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