There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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