I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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