the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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