The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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