Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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