hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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