Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
My brain says no but my pants say off.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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