I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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