dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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