That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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