my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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