My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
operation harelip BJ is a go
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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