I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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