So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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