How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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