their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I wear drunk well.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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