is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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