I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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