mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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