hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
