"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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