Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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