Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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