im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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