Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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