And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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