I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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