You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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