are you still at the devil's house?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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