even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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