Me. At least after what I've been through.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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