You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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