i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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