found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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