what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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