Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I had to cum in my sink.
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