so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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