Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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